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shockwave259
  • Town/Country : Rainier, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 November 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 26
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Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15211) - you deserved it (52139)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12404) - you deserved it (7387)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version



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