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by gorillalove / 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by onthemarket / 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/31/2010 at 1:21am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Kelli / 08/28/2010 at 12:56am / United States (California) / Animals
by wearingshorts / 08/28/2010 at 12:54am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/26/2010 at 4:15am / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
by bevo / 08/25/2010 at 10:09pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Joel / 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she said 'buried'. FML
by counselor / 08/25/2010 at 12:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML
by AlexaSt2611 / 08/24/2010 at 8:08pm / Paraguay (Central) / Intimacy
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML
by DyingOfShame / 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Love
by concusion / 08/23/2010 at 5:03am / United States (Texas) / Health
by FreeToFly3733 / 08/19/2010 at 7:25am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Geek
by Jordid / 08/19/2010 at 12:12am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
by hobosarea-holes / 08/14/2010 at 7:10pm / United States (New York) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…