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Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 2:11am - love - by Penkkis (woman) - Finland (Lapland)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 6:14am - health - by oww - United States (Virginia)
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:39pm - love - by Richard - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:29pm - love - by cherrycokeee - Sent from mobile version
Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happens to be my 18 year old sister. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 4:18pm - love - by whoknows?! - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by MachoFluster (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 11:12am - love - by confused - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by lifesux (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 1:19pm - misc - by parentalfail (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my 25 year old brother ran into my room very excited at 8am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited so I jumped out of my warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious he said "No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed." FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 10:30am - misc - by MessyMal (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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