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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 September 1999 (16 years)
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About shmerpu : my life really sucks..... u might find some of it funny

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Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9843) - you deserved it (42002)

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