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shmerpu

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 September 1999 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 122
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About shmerpu : my life really sucks..... u might find some of it funny

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shmerpu's favorite FMLs

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous