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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 September 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 236
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About shmeep : Oh hey!, just a little bit about me :D-I mainly use the mobile app.-Come here to read fml, more like a time killer for me.-enjoy funny fmls and funny comments... um yup thats's pretty much it buh-byes.:D

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Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20387) - you deserved it (6405)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we need to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

#19457923
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9750) - you deserved it (33233)

On 04/12/2012 at 9:02pm - misc - by marymark - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML

#19368346
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8377) - you deserved it (23085)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)

Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML

#19293658
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20266) - you deserved it (3764)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML

#19293168
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27993) - you deserved it (4796)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:16am - misc - by lizzie1833 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24380) - you deserved it (5117)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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