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Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20237) - you deserved it (5500)

On 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm - misc - by sheilob (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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On 09/18/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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On 01/03/2011 at 6:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

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On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)



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