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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About shivamtrivedi : Just a simple guy trying to make his mark in this world. I'm smart enough and a little under athletic.
I love computers and reading. My favorite bands include Linkin Park, green day, bad brooks and AC/DC. I am a huge fan of Eminem. I love all the Christopher Nolan movies, especially the prestige and the dark knight. Heath ledger was one of the best acters ever. My favorite author is Erle Stanley Gardner. Enid blyton is a close second. I like the big bang theory, Shark Tank, How I met your mother, The Walking Dead, Top Gear and Two and a half Men (Charlie sheen episodes). Breaking Bad is one of the best shows that was ever created.

I am also a secret ninja with zillions of dollars. I got my training in the fabled ninja mountains. I recently brought a small island called Australia.
I'm awesome. I know it. You don't need to tell me that.

Feel free to message me. I can be very interesting and funny at times.

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Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

#5527789
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8502) - you deserved it (104093)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear ended them and then got rear ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

#5294180
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7088) - you deserved it (51545)

On 09/16/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Jennnn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML

#4525487
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40347) - you deserved it (21400)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:10pm - animals - by Butterflyguy (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

#3894865
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50982) - you deserved it (2891)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:04am - love - by thicklysettled (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML

#3319716
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51628) - you deserved it (2971)

On 06/28/2009 at 8:44pm - misc - by fmerunning (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

#3210112
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12150) - you deserved it (99001)

On 06/25/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

#3115220
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55395) - you deserved it (6545)

On 06/22/2009 at 9:32am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML

#1584585
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16993) - you deserved it (1817)

On 05/03/2009 at 3:15am - kids - by bodhimae - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying "Will you marry me?", she answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

#932548
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146875) - you deserved it (9241)

On 04/12/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by suckstobeme (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML

#385817
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113825) - you deserved it (43032)

On 03/16/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by badbirthday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

#10022
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8305) - you deserved it (40992)

On 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Kevin (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20944) - you deserved it (9831)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26948) - you deserved it (5102)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

#619
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34119) - you deserved it (1549)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18910) - you deserved it (10015)

On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version



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