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About shivamtrivedi : Just a simple guy trying to make his mark in this world. I'm smart enough and a little under athletic.
I love computers and reading. My favorite bands include Linkin Park, green day, bad brooks and AC/DC. I am a huge fan of Eminem. I love all the Christopher Nolan movies, especially the prestige and the dark knight. Heath ledger was one of the best acters ever. My favorite author is Erle Stanley Gardner. Enid blyton is a close second. I like the big bang theory, Shark Tank, How I met your mother, The Walking Dead, Top Gear and Two and a half Men (Charlie sheen episodes). Breaking Bad is one of the best shows that was ever created.
I am also a secret ninja with zillions of dollars. I got my training in the fabled ninja mountains. I recently brought a small island called Australia.
I'm awesome. I know it. You don't need to tell me that.
Feel free to message me. I can be very interesting and funny at times.
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Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML
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Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
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Friday 26 September 2014