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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About shivamtrivedi : Just a simple guy trying to make his mark in this world. I'm smart enough and a little under athletic.
I love computers and reading. My favorite bands include Linkin Park, green day, bad brooks and AC/DC. I am a huge fan of Eminem. I love all the Christopher Nolan movies, especially the prestige and the dark knight. Heath ledger was one of the best acters ever. My favorite author is Erle Stanley Gardner. Enid blyton is a close second. I like the big bang theory, Shark Tank, How I met your mother, The Walking Dead, Top Gear and Two and a half Men (Charlie sheen episodes). Breaking Bad is one of the best shows that was ever created.

I am also a secret ninja with zillions of dollars. I got my training in the fabled ninja mountains. I recently brought a small island called Australia.
I'm awesome. I know it. You don't need to tell me that.

Feel free to message me. I can be very interesting and funny at times.

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Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML


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On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11484) - you deserved it (44585) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/17/2011 at 9:25pm - love - by Anonyme - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34831) - you deserved it (12961)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML


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On 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML


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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML


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On 01/29/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Username (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML


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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML


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On 07/03/2010 at 3:14am - misc - by embarrassed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML


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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML


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On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML


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On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML


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On 01/11/2010 at 11:03pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm stuck on this toilet left to imagine that the splash from my crap is a splash from splash mountain. FML


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On 01/04/2010 at 5:20pm - health - by onthetoilet - Sent from mobile version

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML


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On 12/29/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by patrickRafael (man) - Singapore

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