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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About shivamtrivedi : Just a simple guy trying to make his mark in this world. I'm smart enough and a little under athletic.
I love computers and reading. My favorite bands include Linkin Park, green day, bad brooks and AC/DC. I am a huge fan of Eminem. I love all the Christopher Nolan movies, especially the prestige and the dark knight. Heath ledger was one of the best acters ever. My favorite author is Erle Stanley Gardner. Enid blyton is a close second. I like the big bang theory, Shark Tank, How I met your mother, The Walking Dead, Top Gear and Two and a half Men (Charlie sheen episodes). Breaking Bad is one of the best shows that was ever created.

I am also a secret ninja with zillions of dollars. I got my training in the fabled ninja mountains. I recently brought a small island called Australia.
I'm awesome. I know it. You don't need to tell me that.

Feel free to message me. I can be very interesting and funny at times.

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Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML

#15853054
112 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

#15105515
164 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML

#14751660
73 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Username (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

#13070220
101 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

#11629383
201 comments

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On 07/03/2010 at 3:14am - misc - by embarrassed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901
104 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
183 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

#7803637
177 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

#7290738
42 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 11:03pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm stuck on this toilet left to imagine that the splash from my crap is a splash from splash mountain. FML

#7148108
100 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 5:20pm - health - by onthetoilet - Sent from mobile version

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

#7011501
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22042) - you deserved it (2516)

On 12/29/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by patrickRafael (man) - Singapore

Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML

#6568634
93 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 2:25pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to meet a potential client at StarBucks all the way across town about designing his website. I was extremely excited because I really need the work. I sat for an hour. Turns out he was across the street, at the other StarBucks. FML

#6185222
85 comments

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On 11/06/2009 at 6:14pm - work - by CoffeeBoy (man) - United States (Nevada)



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