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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About shivamtrivedi : Just a simple guy trying to make his mark in this world. I'm smart enough and a little under athletic.
I love computers and reading. My favorite bands include Linkin Park, green day, bad brooks and AC/DC. I am a huge fan of Eminem. I love all the Christopher Nolan movies, especially the prestige and the dark knight. Heath ledger was one of the best acters ever. My favorite author is Erle Stanley Gardner. Enid blyton is a close second. I like the big bang theory, Shark Tank, How I met your mother, The Walking Dead, Top Gear and Two and a half Men (Charlie sheen episodes). Breaking Bad is one of the best shows that was ever created.

I am also a secret ninja with zillions of dollars. I got my training in the fabled ninja mountains. I recently brought a small island called Australia.
I'm awesome. I know it. You don't need to tell me that.

Feel free to message me. I can be very interesting and funny at times.

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Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML

Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML


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On 01/12/2013 at 1:36am - misc - by poohanne - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML


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On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML


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On 01/06/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML


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On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML


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On 08/08/2012 at 4:39pm - misc - by Deaththreat101 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML


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On 07/31/2012 at 12:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML


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On 07/28/2012 at 6:15pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML


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On 06/30/2012 at 2:21am - intimacy - by mpsteve137 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML


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On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and go seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML


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On 05/11/2012 at 7:16pm - kids - by jessye1182 - United States (New York)

Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML


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On 05/07/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by Shone - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML


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On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML


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On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

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