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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1992 (21 years)
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About shitluck72 : I just try to have a good time and some times things don't go as planned

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Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34557) - you deserved it (3443)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (419774) - you deserved it (59658)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (230089) - you deserved it (80596)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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