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About shithappens2memo : My username was supposed to be "shithappenstomemostly" but it didn't all fit and I noticed too late so fml. I hate douche canoes and people who think they know everything. :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML