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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 348
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About shithappens2memo : My username was supposed to be "shithappenstomemostly" but it didn't all fit and I noticed too late so fml. I hate douche canoes and people who think they know everything. :)

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Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

#16031811
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39990) - you deserved it (3379)

On 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm - love - by moetplease - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33724) - you deserved it (5225)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

#15960842
370 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

#15949821
235 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21026) - you deserved it (46541)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)



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