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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 209
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About shinn : Bass/cello player, extreme metal lover, Lego enthusiast, big Star Wars fan, love Tolkien's work, Louis CK is the best stand up comedian ever.
I study law. I live in a small country in the middle of Europe, Slovenia. If you wanna know anything else, ask:)!

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shinn's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room. FML

Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35431) - you deserved it (24830)

On 12/02/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by Sherressa (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my cat has figured out that while I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up for my baby. FML

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39715) - you deserved it (4800)

On 06/25/2013 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I held a party for my family so I could announce my pregnancy. In the middle of my speech, my mother stopped me, saying, "Nobody gives a rat's ass, where's the booze?" FML

#20745652
83 comments

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

#20733893
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41722) - you deserved it (19895)

On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

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245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61325) - you deserved it (6098)

On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, I took my pet rabbit to the vet because I had noticed his genitals looked swollen compared to my other rabbit's. It turns out he's just "gifted". The vet laughed at me. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43257) - you deserved it (6603)

On 06/11/2013 at 10:00am - animals - by Rjlup - United States (Colorado)

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

#20065022
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19858) - you deserved it (1934)

On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14382) - you deserved it (49918)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16571) - you deserved it (24083)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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120 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriends house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10666) - you deserved it (52227)

On 07/13/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by Matt (man) - United States (Florida)



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