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About shinn : Bass/cello player, extreme metal lover, Lego enthusiast, big Star Wars fan, love Tolkien's work, Louis CK is the best stand up comedian ever.
I study law. I live in a small country in the middle of Europe, Slovenia. If you wanna know anything else, ask:)!
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Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML
Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriends house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML
Friday 12 February 2016