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shimmerrose
  • Town/Country : Mesa, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 June 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46963) - you deserved it (14448)

On 07/03/2013 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)



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