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Today, I was grading work my students had done with a sub. I realized one student had gotten hold of the teachers' edition of the textbook when I read ten papers in a row that had "Student answers may vary" as the answer to problem number four. My students can't even cheat properly. FML

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On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

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On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a man walked into the bank I work at and asked what he would need in order to open an account. I had to look him in the eyes with a straight face, say, "Two pieces of identification," and ask him to put some pants on. FML

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On 09/14/2013 at 11:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

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On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

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On 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

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On 09/06/2013 at 4:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML

#20850669
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On 08/23/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML

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On 08/17/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Thailand (Nonthaburi)

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

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On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

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165 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML

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On 11/21/2012 at 12:00am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML

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On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)



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