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shift_love
  • Town/Country : gregs place, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2011
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About shift_love : I'm old Greg.

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35715) - you deserved it (5434)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40341) - you deserved it (2820)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36106) - you deserved it (7002)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

#18329245
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35696) - you deserved it (2110)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51358) - you deserved it (7809)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

#15635122
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37734) - you deserved it (2460)

On 04/04/2011 at 12:23pm - love - by carolinagirl (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52748) - you deserved it (5341)

On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40557) - you deserved it (10821)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML

#15613942
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42646) - you deserved it (4559)

On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

#15510079
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36210) - you deserved it (4515)

On 03/27/2011 at 4:37am - intimacy - by Angel1000168 - Australia

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (471082) - you deserved it (584942)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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