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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2906
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About shift_love : I'm old Greg.

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shift_love's favorite FMLs

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (5493)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today , I was feeling frisky 4 the frst time in months , so I startd feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticd his sarcasm , he said ( Yeah , doesn't feel so great , does it? ) and turnd the TV volume up. FML

#19156948
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11031) - you deserved it (56602)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WENT TO AN EXTENDD FAMILY REUNION . I STARTD CATTING TO MY GREAT GRANDPA, AND E ASKD MEAT I DO 4 A LIVING . BEFORE I COULD TELL IM I BRED ANIMALS, MY VISIBLY DRUNK DAD INTERRUPTD AND SLURRD, "O, SE JACKS TINGS OFF . HORSES, PIGS, JUST ABOUT ANYTING, REALLY." FML

#19102316
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26465) - you deserved it (3522)

On 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found out that driving 4 2 weeks on 3/4 of a tank doesn't mean looool mah truck magically got more efficient, it means mah gas gauge is broken. FML

#19092080
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11703) - you deserved it (28962)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Kramer - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I GOT PULLD OVER. WHEN THE COP ASKEDHERE I WAS COMING FROM, REFLEXIVELY I SAID, ( YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. ) FML

Today... in the midst of having sex... boyfriend decided looool that... as a joke... he would pretend to be a zombiehilst going down on me. Sadly... the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33770) - you deserved it (6400)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , ma parents were out , so I lit up ma frst ever joint . I got so stond out of ma mind tat wen ma dad cummd back ome an askd wat te smell was , I said a stray cat ad left an upper-decker in te toilet . He found te joint in ma room , an now I'm groundd fir te rest of te scool year . FML

#19059244
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10242) - you deserved it (76395)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today I ad a tecnical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to elp te patient defecate but my opening sentence cummed out as: "Hello I'm Jan. I'm ere to elp you take a sit." FML

#19030539
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20742) - you deserved it (9334)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I trid to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

#18973546
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19277) - you deserved it (6179)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Had To Google How To Find The Area Of A Circle. I'm Working On Mah PhD In Engineering. FML

#18928299
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9826) - you deserved it (32431)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13239) - you deserved it (28395)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , I'm So Broke That When I Got Out Of The Shower , I Had To Slowly Dry Myself Off With A ShamWow Sample I Received In The Mail. FML

#18871908
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28212) - you deserved it (4006)

On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41224) - you deserved it (9752)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until looool a boy askd me if I'd killd someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42840) - you deserved it (3840)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, mah boyfriend informed me that mah vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, cuz ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31357) - you deserved it (5034)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States



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