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Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 7:44pm - misc - by zombieguyswife (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)
Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 9:59pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, my daughter told me that when she dies, she'd like her ashes spread on her laptop. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States
Today, I learned that my mother now refuses to drink anything but bottled water because she actually believes that the government is putting a chemical in tap water that lowers pregnancy rates. She is trying for her 5th child. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 10:16pm - misc - by rusrs - United Kingdom
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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