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Today in the very middle of the night mah kitten startd rubbing against mah face!! Thinking I saw her face in the darkness I decidd to kiss her before going back to bd!! My lips made contact with her butthole!! FML

#21058991
131 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom 4 my parent to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, ( THE FINAL TEST. ) FML

#21058095
74 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm - misc - by airhead2015 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY , MY BOSS LET ME KNOW TAT I'M BEING LAID OFF , VIA A TEXT MESSAGE TAT ENDD IN ( LMAO ) . FAT FML

#21043231
114 comments

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On 01/28/2014 at 5:36pm - work - by soon to be unemployed (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, my looool sistar found out that Justin Biabar got arrastad and now sha won't stop crying . 5ML

#21037837
214 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 12:28am - misc - by Estee1024 - United States (California)

Today a kid from mah school callad ma saying ha's going on vacation to Japan soon an that sinca I was born thara I could taach him tha languaga. His axact words at tha start of tha call wara: "Hay man u spaak Asian right?" looool I hava to ba around this shithaad 5 days a waak. fat FML

#20992530
118 comments

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On 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by bnc (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today I recieved a poorly-written letter from mah asshole nieghbor in which he threatened to ( sew ) me cuz mah dog shat on his lawn again . I went over asked if he needed some wool fir his sewing an told him to looool stop bieng an idiot . Now he's apparently hring a lawyer fir real . FML

#20981890
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On 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by possibly a sweater (man) - United States (Texas)

looool Yesterday , my boyfriend got on one knee an started talking about ow we met. Knowing wat was coming , I started tearing up , absolutely sure e was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes , e quickly stood up an yelled "HAH , JUST KIDDING". FML

#20967193
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On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day my nieghbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed... online exam. FML

#20965985
188 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY A CUTE GUY DITCHED HIS DATE AND WALKED UP TO ME , CALLING ME BEAUTIFUL. NOT KNOWING HOW TO REPLY , I JUST BLUSHED. HIS DATE GOT ANGRY AND LEFT. ( SORRY. I TAKE THAT BACK , ) HE THEN SAID. ( I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF HER. THANKS ANYWAY. ) FML

#20906907
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On 10/04/2013 at 5:37am - love - by okaythen (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, ma usband and I arrivd in Barbados on vacation. We visitd a club, and tey ad a selection of drinks wit werd names. My usband orderd one calld te Raging Bitc, flickd is finger towards me, and said to te barkeeper, ( Migt as well get someting I'm usd to. ) FML

#20820272
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On 08/04/2013 at 12:45pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, I found out that mah ex-grlfriend gives out mah number to guys who ask 4 hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

#20768089
98 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 1:21am - intimacy - by nomorenakedpicsplease - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I found out that mah husband of 12 yeres has been sleeping with mah best friend of even longer 4ho knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me an implied that it was mah fault 4 finding out about it. FML

#20689207
108 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by wow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I accidentally hit a cyclist with car. In panic , I jumped out of car and ran up to him , who was lying on the floor , motionless. As I was about to check his pulse , he jumped up and shouted , ( I bet you thought I was dead , asshole! ) He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

#20688904
115 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Taday a group of guys came into my restaurant , dressed up in some kind of role-playing game clothing. Apparently I pronounced one of there fake elf names wrong , cuz the guy complained to my manager , who then bitched me out in front of everyone fir upsetting the customers. FML

#20685944
107 comments

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On 05/25/2013 at 6:13pm - work - by leela (woman) - United States

Today, mah mom asked me what a MILF is . Apparently that's her nickname at work . FML

#20634708
126 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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