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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 30594
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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TODAY, I WAS TELLING MY BOYFRIEND I HAD FAKE ORGASMS ALL THE TIME TO PISS HIM OFF. HE REPLIED: "THAT'S OKAY, I'M F***ING THREE OTHER GRLS." MEGA FML

#214447
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52511) - you deserved it (134196)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, My Dad Woke Me Up At 6 Told Me To Take A Shower An Drove Me To School Only To Say "just Kidding, Happy Snowday!" FML

#183630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84335) - you deserved it (12360)

On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I cummd to work, to fine my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to fine him there. I askd how he was, an he replid, "I told my wife about us; she kickd me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm marrid an pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" mega FML

#180985
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91553) - you deserved it (4712)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah mothar dacidd sha wantd tha family to go on a spacial outing fir tha holidays. Sha askd ma to driva avaryonahan sha got homa from work. Latar I noticd tha housa was ampty. Thahola family, including tha dog, laft without talling ma. Thay took mah car. FML

TODAY, AN EXTREMELY LARGE LADY CUMMED INTO THE DRY CLEANERSHERE I WORK. SHE PUTSHAT I ASSUME IS A BLANKET ON THE COUNTER TO BE DRY CLEANED. I SAID, "SO JUST THE ONE BLANKET THEN?" SHE REPLIED, "THOSE ARE MAH PANTS, NOT A BLANKET." SHE WAS A SIZE 56.

TODAY, PARENTS GAVE ME A SHRT FROM BANANA REPUBLIC 4 BRTHDAY. IT LOOKED LYK ONE I HAD BOUGHT 4 MYSELF A COUPLE OF DAYS EARLIER BUT I THANKED THEM AN WENT TO HANG IT IN CLOSET. AN EMPTY HANGER HUNGHERE I PLACED THE SHRT I HAD PURCHASED. THEY GAVE ME SHRT 4 BRTHDAY. FML

#127425
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110107) - you deserved it (5116)

On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, I calld mah boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressd with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with mah dick in you?" FML

#121139
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72229) - you deserved it (18802)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Woke Up An I'm Still In The Marine Corps . FML

#2960
13 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hard core porn ads inside. I have been getting these since i ordered a Prate porn video a few months ago. I was gone 4 a few weeks overseas. My mother-in-law was getting the mail. FML

#2226
31 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 4:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today , I signd up on one of tose ( ceater ) dating sites . I endd up meeting my own girlfriend . mega FML

#798
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14361) - you deserved it (71988)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today , I just woke up next to the most unpopular grl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
235 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I AM SUPPOSD TO BE DOING MY HOMEWORK . INSTEAD, I'M WASTING MY TIME ON HERE . YEAH, IT'S KINDA MY FAULT . MEGA FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14952) - you deserved it (105016)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)



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