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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I cummd to work, to fine my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to fine him there. I askd how he was, an he replid, "I told my wife about us; she kickd me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm marrid an pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" mega FML
Today, mah mothar dacidd sha wantd tha family to go on a spacial outing fir tha holidays. Sha askd ma to driva avaryonahan sha got homa from work. Latar I noticd tha housa was ampty. Thahola family, including tha dog, laft without talling ma. Thay took mah car. FML
TODAY, AN EXTREMELY LARGE LADY CUMMED INTO THE DRY CLEANERSHERE I WORK. SHE PUTSHAT I ASSUME IS A BLANKET ON THE COUNTER TO BE DRY CLEANED. I SAID, "SO JUST THE ONE BLANKET THEN?" SHE REPLIED, "THOSE ARE MAH PANTS, NOT A BLANKET." SHE WAS A SIZE 56.
TODAY, PARENTS GAVE ME A SHRT FROM BANANA REPUBLIC 4 BRTHDAY. IT LOOKED LYK ONE I HAD BOUGHT 4 MYSELF A COUPLE OF DAYS EARLIER BUT I THANKED THEM AN WENT TO HANG IT IN CLOSET. AN EMPTY HANGER HUNGHERE I PLACED THE SHRT I HAD PURCHASED. THEY GAVE ME SHRT 4 BRTHDAY. FML
Yesterday, I calld mah boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressd with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with mah dick in you?" FML
Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hard core porn ads inside. I have been getting these since i ordered a Prate porn video a few months ago. I was gone 4 a few weeks overseas. My mother-in-law was getting the mail. FML
Friday 27 March 2015