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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 30592
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. mega FML

#1600602
240 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , boyfriend stopped making out wit me to watc a trty minute infomercial on te Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

#1221446
152 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 1:02pm - love - by T-Pain (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Taday I ad to give a massage to an obese person wit rank smelling fungus growing in between tere skin folds. Tey tipped me two dollars. My ands still smell. fat FML

#1214508
177 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by RockedSystem - United States (Alabama)

Yesterday I Told Mah Mom That I Was Taking Antidepressants Cuz I Hate Myself . She Said "That's Not Surprising . You Hate Everybody . And, Your Kind Of A Bitch." FML

#1154114
226 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

YESTERDAY, I AD TO RE-TAKE AN OUR LONG MRI SCAN BECAUSE I GOT AN ERECTION MIDWAY TROUG. FML

#1051780
163 comments

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On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I Was Driving Home From School,hen I Saw This Girl I Like Walking Home!! Trying To Be Polite , I Pulled Over And Asked If She Wanted A Ride!! After My Offer , I Was Rejected As She Said "No , I'm Actually Already Home," And Walked Up The Nearest Driveway..!! MY Driveway!! FML

#1035901
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On 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by Kelavmeister (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I performed in mah school play . Right before mah big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage looool and I became aroused . The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus . All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion . FML

#981592
245 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on mah laptop!! I unpaused to find mah character and mah boyfriend's were no longer together!! Slightly confused, I went on to find the note mah boyfriend left!! It said, "I hope u can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game!! FML

#927368
204 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was going on a plane to Chicago . My passport picture is 6 years old, an back then I was a beautiful model . Now, I gave birth to a child an gaind 50 lbs . When I showd my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrestd for stealing someones passport . FML

Today, I was on my way home from work an decided to stop at the grocery store!! I purchased $200 in groceries an went to put them in my car!! I then realized I drove my motorcycle today!! FML

#916470
159 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY , MA YOUNGER BROTER WATCD AN OLD MUSIC VIDEO OF TE WO,O ARE KNOW 4 SMASING UP TEIR GUITARS AND SUC!! HE DECIDD IT WOULD BE COOL TO TRY IT WIT MINE!! TAT GUITAR WAS WORT OVER $3000!! FML

#894121
153 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 10:43pm - misc - by FML4evs (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was selling cookie doug 4 a fund raiser at an old folks ome. One lady orderd a box and told me tat se lovd cookie doug. I told er it'd be ere in 4 weeks, se said ( O I can't wait! ). Not really tinking, as I left I said, ( I ope you can make it till ten! ). FML

#891660
93 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by phatkroger10 (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to return a shrt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shrt an receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, an whipped cream. FML

#873540
118 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by UGH (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I was flrting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated... and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said... "Your nuts!" She meant... "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

#869850
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37226) - you deserved it (90655)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)



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