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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 30593
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I Cummd Home And Found A Few Of Mah Faux Fur Coats Completely Butcherd . On Mah Way To Interrogate Mah Boys, The Only Ones Home, I Found Our Husky Dog,ho Was Recently Shavd Fir An Operation, Coverd In The Fur That Once Belongd To Mah Coat . My Boys Said 'he Was Cold' . FML

#3475605
183 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by Peta2nNoMore (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entre time. FML

#3456534
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68567) - you deserved it (4991)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

my girlfriend missed our date, so I text her angry, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. 5 Minutes later I get a picture message of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her looool mother saying "Shut the **** up, she had appendicitis." fat FML

#3361176
316 comments

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On 06/30/2009 at 7:20am - love - by annoyedguy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket 4 my car , I swam as fast as I could to stop him , I got caught in a wave , and smashd onto the rocks. I endd up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back , a broken surfboard , and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML

#3241912
116 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 1:23pm - misc - by hatesurf (man) - Peru (Lima)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER AND I WERE GOING TO GIVE OUR PARENT THERE ANNIVERSARY GIFT WHICH COST US OVER $3000. THE GIFT WAS A TRIP TO LONDON IN AUGUST TO SEE A SHOW ON MICHAEL JACKSON'S COMEBACK TOUR. FML

#3237378
347 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine.

#2855395
409 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
290 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I discovered that mah fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having!! FML

#2820060
123 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walkd into te batroom an found ma looool sister cleaning er vibrator. Wit ma tootbrus. FML

#2740699
364 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today... I found out just how thin the walls at mah new student flat are. They are so thin in fact... that I can hear the creepy guy next door say mah full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

#2738282
303 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

TODAY, I GOT A COMPUTER. WHEN I OPEND IT, I FOUND OUT THAT DAD HAD MADE HIMSELF THE ADMINISTRATOR. HE MADE IT SO EVERYTHING SHUT OFF AFTER 11 O'CLOCK, AND MADE IT SO I COULDN'T DOWNLOAD ANYTHING WITHOUT HIS PASSWORD. REAL FML

#2655831
374 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 9:17am - misc - by graduate - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I checked my bank account that i've been saving money in since I was a kid fir college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool an an HDTV fir themselves was more important than my college education. FML

#2645679
421 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 10:24pm - money - by ExtemelyBroke (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I checked my bank account that i've been saving money in since I was a kid fir college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool an an HDTV fir themselves was more important than my college education. FML

#2645679
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121094) - you deserved it (5817)

On 06/05/2009 at 10:24pm - money - by ExtemelyBroke (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was driving on tha motorwayhan a cop car mada ma stop. It was a routina chack anhan thay said "Hava you baan drinking?" of coursa I said no. To that, mah 6 yaar old sitting in tha back scraamad "Yas sha did! Sha's lying I saw har drink!" I had drunk a milkshaka. maga FML

#2593679
341 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)



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