Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

shibainu519

Search for a member

shibainu519

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 30156
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About shibainu519 : Hi! :D

shibainu519's page activity

Visits<b>Nicoleslb11</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 3:38pm<b>nikkiluck1</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 10:32pm<b>aeore</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 4:07pm<b>JK0909</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 1:21pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 8:09pm<b>Earrings100</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 3:34pm<b>DeadPixel4</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 11:36am<b>Laserbeaver</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 6:47pm<b>Bloink</b> - the 09/08/2013 at 11:23am<b>RoseBlack123</b> - the 07/02/2013 at 5:17pm<b>AZdabest17</b> - the 06/15/2013 at 3:10pm<b>dylannn14</b> - the 04/21/2013 at 11:49pm<b>linnink</b> - the 03/24/2012 at 1:45am<b>shanene</b> - the 01/14/2012 at 1:49pm<b>raphanne</b> - the 11/17/2011 at 6:31pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 04/16/2011 at 6:59pm<b>anamaia</b> - the 04/16/2011 at 3:09pm<b>Give_Linux_A_Go</b> - the 04/16/2011 at 2:27pm

shibainu519's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

shibainu519's favorite FMLs

Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

#7907702
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12039) - you deserved it (35940)

On 02/05/2010 at 3:17pm - love - by topfisherman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

#7889872
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7003) - you deserved it (61157)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
488 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46454) - you deserved it (36591)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML

#7568710
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7414) - you deserved it (27200)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML

#7568710
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7414) - you deserved it (27200)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28705) - you deserved it (5815)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

#7179468
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46122) - you deserved it (2170)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

#7139059
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26149) - you deserved it (6638)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38608) - you deserved it (4117)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30681) - you deserved it (6912)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML

#6785905
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24288) - you deserved it (10674)

On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML

#6557406
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31494) - you deserved it (4302)

On 12/01/2009 at 8:32pm - work - by mylifesucks (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

#6480683
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8550) - you deserved it (43053)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

#6252337
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47569) - you deserved it (2957)

On 11/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by noexceptions (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



FML's blog

  • FML's Labor Day BBQ
  • The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, and is supposed to celebrate Labor Day. So, this means you do nothing to celebrate doing something. I'm confused.  For those of us who…

Monday 1 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: