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shiarrael

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 April 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 659
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32287) - you deserved it (5305)

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