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About shhhitsasecret : Letss see. I'm a jr this year. I'm taking all honors classes so I have a lot on my plate. I'm a proud christian. My favorite tv show of the moment is pretty little liars. I really love the song lover lover by Jerrod niemann. I have a dog named peanut and a fish named nemo. If you're interested in learning anything else about me just ask. 

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Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML


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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML


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On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML


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On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

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