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shhhaaarrron
  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About shhhaaarrron : Volleyball, photography, piano, ps3, and my lovely dogs

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Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35077) - you deserved it (2608)

On 03/29/2014 at 7:06pm - health - by unlucky - United States (Florida)

Today, I called a pest control company to ask them to come over to my place to help get rid of rats. The person on the phone told me to "be a man and stop acting like a girl". I'm a woman. FML

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On 12/16/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Mary (woman) - United States

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

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On 12/15/2013 at 3:38am - love - by snowbum69 - United States (Idaho)



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