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About shh_imbatmannnn : Hey! The names Kendall. I'm pretty weird but once you get to know me, I can kinda be normal xD I like fml cause it's awesomeeee. I love playing video games.

If you wanna talk, just message me. I don't bite..I stalk :P

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Today, my landlord's control issue got out of control when I got a call telling me I have "too much stuff" and have to move out of the apartment. I sold all my furniture when I moved in and all I currently own is a scratch post, a chair and a pair of curtains. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42160) - you deserved it (3965)

On 05/19/2014 at 5:44pm - money - by that makes me a sad panda (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51020) - you deserved it (7129)

On 03/23/2014 at 1:31am - intimacy - by BustedEgo (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my neighbor came over and yelled at me for traumatizing her kids. What did I do? Nothing. Her kids entered my back yard, dug up my 1-month-dead hamster and freaked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47983) - you deserved it (3305)

On 03/12/2014 at 2:39am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51388) - you deserved it (18778)

On 02/18/2014 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands, U.S.

Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys. He responded by kicking my foot. My bandaged foot which was still recovering from my surgery last week. I'm probably going to need another operation to fix the damage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48159) - you deserved it (4936)

On 01/05/2014 at 12:11am - kids - by scotsgal (woman) - United States (California)

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