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Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27140) - you deserved it (68983)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17942) - you deserved it (57315)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24464) - you deserved it (5463)

On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24464) - you deserved it (5463)

On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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