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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 May 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 832
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About shewasalmost18 : what more can i say? i live in t-town. yeah i know, the excitement kills me too. =[

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Today, I am still coughing. I was diagnosed with whooping cough last week, which apparently cannot be treated. Basically, it appears I'm a 19th century English peasant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35600) - you deserved it (3942)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:33am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML


I agree, your life sucks (80777) - you deserved it (5542)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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