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by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm / India (Delhi) / Intimacy
Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML
by romance sucks. / 12/18/2013 at 4:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2013 at 4:43pm / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids
by this guy / 11/21/2013 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Love
Today, working as a cashier, I had a customer come through and ask to purchase a bag of ice. I asked, "Eight pound or twenty pound?", referring to the clearly marked weight of the bags. He replied, "What's the difference?" FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2013 at 6:56pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by catfan / 10/30/2013 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Kids
by cmart_9 / 10/29/2013 at 12:24am / United States (Indiana) / Love
by The greatest Illusion ever / 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Huedadaa / 10/18/2013 at 8:05pm / France (Picardie) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by alexbrooke / 09/26/2013 at 10:33pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by friend loves a gay guy... / 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by mish / 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm / United Kingdom (Herefordshire) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, my 12-year-old daughter is a Nirvana fan, while my 20-year-old son is a Justin Bieber fan.… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…