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Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41921) - you deserved it (2878)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by romance sucks. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML

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On 12/01/2013 at 4:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

#20965341
97 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 12:27am - love - by this guy - United States (California)

Today, working as a cashier, I had a customer come through and ask to purchase a bag of ice. I asked, "Eight pound or twenty pound?", referring to the clearly marked weight of the bags. He replied, "What's the difference?" FML

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On 11/12/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

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134 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 12:24am - love - by cmart_9 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

#20936906
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On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my students to buy a copy of Anne Frank's diary for an assignment. One of them asked me in all seriousness who wrote it. FML

#20925665
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On 10/18/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by Huedadaa - France (Picardie)

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML

#20912722
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On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was cutting a client's hair, and she was complaining about how itchy her head was from having it too long. As I lay down my comb and shears, three lice bugs ran across my counter. FML

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML

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On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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On 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm - misc - by mish (woman) - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML

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On 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm - love - by ElizaZee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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