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Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Abandoned (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML

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On 02/13/2010 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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On 02/09/2010 at 9:26am - health - by mynameislor - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML

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On 02/08/2010 at 9:07am - love - by klala - Reserved

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

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On 02/08/2010 at 12:21am - love - by cupcakemonsteryu - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML

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On 02/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by notababymama (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received our gas bill for about £200. My flatmate felt that this was extortionate and therefore phoned up our gas company and angrily told them to recalculate the bill. They did. We now owe £300. FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:17am - misc - by Oops (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:28am - misc - by Karie-Rose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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125 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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On 02/04/2010 at 7:47pm - kids - by luciaspiano (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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