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Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 7:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I missed points on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20. I'm a math major. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 12:57pm - misc - by mathhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)
Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 4:09am - misc - by ilovecowboys (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I applied and was accepted for a part-time network engineering position. Being contract work they asked me what I charge. I replied, "$12 an hour." After a look of surprise they accepted me for the position and said, "Our last guy charged $200 an hour, you're a bargain." FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 10:39am - money - by compguy (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 6:46am - misc - by SayWhat (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessed with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and bothered to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 4:37am - love - by loling (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by Jill - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 4:28pm - misc - by koolkidx3 - United States (Virginia)
Today, I decided to apply for a credit card to help build up my credit rating. It seemed smart since I'm a 24 year old college graduate. I was rejected for not having a credit history. Being rejected turns out to hurt your credit history. The irony of my predicament is too great for words. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 2:13pm - money - by creditwhore (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 1:11pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I witnessed my roommate pop a blister with a skewer and casually place it back in the kitchen drawer, before wiping what seeped out with the teatowel. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 5:13am - misc - by OMFG (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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