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Today, I found out that there's nothing like having to chase a 100-something lb. Bloodhound around the neighborhoodhen your 8 months pregnant, with a 3 an 4 year old in tow. Especiallyhen she runs the other way at the sight of u coming. FML

#8769098
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25493) - you deserved it (3758)

On 03/02/2010 at 7:17am - kids - by Dogs loose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm A 25-year-old Married Woman And I'm Currently Living With Mah Grandfather To Take Care Of Him . Today, He Grounded Me . FML

#8766084
139 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

#8763974
46 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by sleeper - Sent from mobile version

a really hot guy smackd my ass . I fartd . FML

#8751188
402 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

2day I had to catch a shuttla bus . I awoka to tha sound of a car horn . I ran out in my boxars an saw a bus taka off down tha road . I chasad it, thinking I had missad my bus . I raalizad I hadn't only whan I saw frightanad kids in tha back of tha bus . FML

#8751170
106 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - work - by militiousroflcopter (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied frst, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking 4 a new job. FML

#8749925
162 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 3:50pm - work - by themanontheright - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was on the city bus, an there was a woman an her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on mah jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling at mah jacket. I sat back an felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say ( stop chewing on that! ) FML

#8746322
79 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 11:59am - kids - by nd.11 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on the city bus, an there was a woman an her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on mah jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling at mah jacket. I sat back an felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say ( stop chewing on that! ) FML

#8746322
79 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 11:59am - kids - by nd.11 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I parked an noticed a car that was identical to mine acros from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I cummed back to fine both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized there mistake an left a note saying, ( You deserve it fir having the same car as that cheater, asshole! ) FML

#8743976
157 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was wearing mah favorite silk sweater, one I actually paid full price for. I sat down in mah desk chair to work, and when I trid to get up I felt a strange pull. A corner of mah sweater is still stuck in the screw at the back of the chair, the rest is in the trash. FML

#8736997
36 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by dangit (woman) - United States (New York)

I was on a crowded el train listening to iPod touch. As I stepped off the train , headphones got caught on a man's jacket and iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With iPod on it. FML

#8726877
141 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 7:34pm - money - by rybread (man) - United States

Today, I reacd a new low and embarrasd my entire family. Wile in te frozen section of Walmart, I droppd to my knees and let out a orrific, agonizing scream, wen I found out tey were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
455 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

2day wila I was standing in ta alavator wit a faw paopla I just mat wan I movd in yastarday, I falt somating fall on ma air an dustd it off. It was a cockroac. Nona of tam will coma witin a 1m distanca to ma now, bacausa tay all tink I'va got lica. Walcoma to ta building! FML

#8713665
66 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by idonthavelice (woman) - China (Guangdong)

Today, mah roommate and I got charged $100 fir having a cat in our apartment . I was only babysitting the cat so mah nieghbors wouldn't get caught and fined . We got caught cuz mah roommate reported the people downstairs fir having a dog, so they reported that someone else in the building had a cat . FML

#8713429
72 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 8:16am - money - by komp6390 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML

#8712644
197 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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