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Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

#8965394
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26103) - you deserved it (4222)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:00am - love - by Maddy (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I discovered that my mother uses my eyebrow tweezers to pull ticks off the dog. She also hasn't figured out that just dipping the tweezers in alcohol doesn't automatically sterilize them. Especially if there is icky dog hair still stuck on. FML

#8958709
142 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 10:12pm - health - by whoanoa (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I dropped my physics class because I thought I bombed the 50% second midterm test. I got my results an hour after dropping online. I finished with an 83. I can't get back into the course. FML

#8945692
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4793) - you deserved it (43220)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:42pm - love - by mizzleshizzle - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML

#8943287
158 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 10:32am - health - by supermanxs1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML

#8941097
135 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 6:14am - health - by oww - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

#8938594
108 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

#8921523
139 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 3:54pm - love - by HaleyIsabelle - Sent from mobile version

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

#8921523
139 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 3:54pm - love - by HaleyIsabelle - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
304 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I started my spring break. My college is letting the students stay in the dorms for break, so I figured that staying here would mean getting more sleep than going home. Not so much. The fire alarm has been going off every 20 mins since 7:30am because they're "fixing" it. FML

#8916498
77 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 9:46am - misc - by sleepy2010 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

#8915747
149 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

#8914143
121 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 4:37am - misc - by dream_girl_3 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got food poisoning and have had the worst diarrhea ever. I laid down in bed, hoping to get some rest when my dad thought it'd be a good idea to sneak into my room and scare the shit out of me. Literally. FML

#8910408
119 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by itsEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, I had toast thrown at me by an old Vietnam vet. Who also happens to have a dead cat in his freezer. I love retirement homes. FML

#8902353
75 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 8:46pm - work - by liz (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
224 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)



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