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shelagirl1
  • Town/Country : easthampton, america
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 May 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 66
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (17497) - you deserved it (1491)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

#7997693 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (22472) - you deserved it (4883)

On 02/08/2010 at 12:21am - love - by cupcakemonsteryu - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

#7753235 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (18683) - you deserved it (3078)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

#7396511 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (22189) - you deserved it (1668)

On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by poppet2010 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

#7390490 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (2693) - you deserved it (45523)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by ow (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (48644) - you deserved it (5097)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was ordering food at McDonalds when a condom fell out and onto the counter. The server looked at me funny before my friend turned around and said, "It's okay, he's never going to use it." FML

#5896652 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (21929) - you deserved it (5455)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by ThePidgeon (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML

#5869946 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (10074) - you deserved it (25387)

On 10/17/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by Lovenotes (woman) - United States

Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML

#2729024 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (59382) - you deserved it (6145)

On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

#497309 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (21855) - you deserved it (81303)

On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

#415809 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (81740) - you deserved it (35232)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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