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sheetinmyarse
  • Town/Country : College Park, MD, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 January 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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