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Today , I Walkd Out Of The Store , Car Keys In Hand , Only To Discover My Car Was Missing. After A Frantic Serech , I Startd To Hyperventilate And A Nerely Had A Full-blown Panic Attack. Then I Rememberd I Walkd To The Store. I Am An Idiot. FML


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On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, mah boyfriend went an bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 an renewed his WoW subscription . Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two . FML


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On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I Was Straightening Mah Hair Fir Mah Christmas Eve Party. I Putted The Hot Straighter Down On Mah Bed Fir A Second... And Zoned Out Enough To Sit Squarely On It A Few Moments Later. I Now Have Burns On Mah Ass Cheek... And A Six-hour Party At Which I Can't Even Sit Down. FML


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On 12/24/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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