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Today , I Walkd Out Of The Store , Car Keys In Hand , Only To Discover My Car Was Missing. After A Frantic Serech , I Startd To Hyperventilate And A Nerely Had A Full-blown Panic Attack. Then I Rememberd I Walkd To The Store. I Am An Idiot. FML
Today... I Was Straightening Mah Hair Fir Mah Christmas Eve Party. I Putted The Hot Straighter Down On Mah Bed Fir A Second... And Zoned Out Enough To Sit Squarely On It A Few Moments Later. I Now Have Burns On Mah Ass Cheek... And A Six-hour Party At Which I Can't Even Sit Down. FML
Friday 27 March 2015