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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 January 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 618
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

#18460733
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21405) - you deserved it (29326)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44502) - you deserved it (11641)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was straightening my hair for my Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straighter down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8628) - you deserved it (29213)

On 12/24/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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