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Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72999) - you deserved it (3167)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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