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shaylove565
  • Town/Country : North Carolina, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About shaylove565 : My name is Shay and I like to sing and text. That's about it.

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Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561 (494)

I agree, your life sucks (4824) - you deserved it (37663)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

#6166961 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (23594) - you deserved it (2808)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML

#3593613 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (7773) - you deserved it (71113)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347 (423)

I agree, your life sucks (28955) - you deserved it (94681)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)



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