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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 553
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About shay_serendipity : -- serendipity: (noun) the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way. Basically, at least my perspective, it's when something happens purely through chance or maybe even just a lucky coincidence, but it ends up affecting you positively in the long run and changes your life. I like that. It's like... Coincidental fate.

-- Thanks for dropping by my profile, hope ya enjoyed your stay :P

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shay_serendipity's favorite FMLs

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25904) - you deserved it (5765)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31619) - you deserved it (2847)

On 11/13/2014 at 1:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33465) - you deserved it (6458)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32675) - you deserved it (4562)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34521) - you deserved it (3456)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35471) - you deserved it (9595)

On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36474) - you deserved it (7264)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:17pm - health - by PickYourselfUp (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42652) - you deserved it (5141)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35527) - you deserved it (6592)

On 10/04/2014 at 9:57am - love - by cuteloser (man) - Australia

Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life. For some reason whenever I cough, I also fart. Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33705) - you deserved it (2920)

On 09/26/2014 at 10:46pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32584) - you deserved it (2471)

On 09/18/2014 at 12:05am - health - by adamwilcockson - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41295) - you deserved it (4346)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32285) - you deserved it (16116)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:29am - misc - by Nat - United States (Texas)

Today, my younger sister ran into my room, telling me someone was trying to break in. We were home alone, so she went to hide as I took a crowbar and followed the intruder. Just as I was about to swing, he turned around: it was my dad. I had to explain to my sister that burglars don't have keys. FML


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