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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 919
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About shay_serendipity : »» serendipity: (noun) the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way. Basically, at least my perspective, it's when something happens purely through chance or maybe even just a lucky coincidence, but it ends up affecting you positively in the long run and changes your life. I like that.

»» Despite my positivity with that word serendipity, don't get me wrong here. I can be as sarcastic and judgemental as I please, and if I feel the need to correct people or call idiots out, I will. But hey, at least I have a sense of humor, so all is well.

»» Thanks for dropping by my profile, hope ya enjoyed your stay :P

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Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

#21428714
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26631) - you deserved it (3681)

On 06/19/2015 at 6:21pm - misc - by baberuth - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML

#21417851
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29449) - you deserved it (2492)

On 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML

#21417141
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24834) - you deserved it (2425)

On 05/28/2015 at 1:41pm - money - by FFS - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26182) - you deserved it (10561)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML

#21404461
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31972) - you deserved it (2350)

On 05/04/2015 at 12:28pm - misc - by to_complicated_4_u - United States (New York)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, my family checked into a hotel for spring break. The first thing my brother did was steal all the bars of soap and bottles of shampoo. He's now guarding them, and hissing at anyone that tries to take them. I just want to take a shower. FML

#21392089
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26995) - you deserved it (2502)

On 04/11/2015 at 11:05pm - kids - by ShampooThief - United States

Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a roasting fork. FML

#21377041
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29273) - you deserved it (3000)

On 03/18/2015 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a roasting fork. FML

#21377041
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29273) - you deserved it (3000)

On 03/18/2015 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

#21362620
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32632) - you deserved it (2708)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28557) - you deserved it (2237)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML

#21341250
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28261) - you deserved it (6445)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML

#21298320
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32753) - you deserved it (3103)

On 11/13/2014 at 1:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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