About shawnaishere : I'm a quiet and smart individual who is always willing to learn more. I hardly get mad and nothing really upsets me because I feel as humans we a bound to make mistakes but I must admit ignorance ticks me off a bit . I am interested in learning new cultures and at this moment I am into Asian culture especially Korean. Love me some Kpop and kdramas. I am passionate about family, the few trustworthy friends I have and my relationship with God.
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Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2012 at 9:46am / United States / Money
Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
by hannah / 09/15/2012 at 6:16pm / New Zealand (Marlborough) / Love
Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2012 at 2:34pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm / United States / Animals
Today, my boyfriend and I had breakfast with his grandmother. She told him how I'm prettier than "that Mexican" he'd brought home for dinner last week. We had dinner with her last week, and I'm that same Mexican. She then went on to how Mexicans are what's wrong with the economy. FML
by MexicanMe / 09/14/2012 at 10:13am / United States / Miscellaneous
by lonely one / 09/14/2012 at 6:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about gays, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grand kids." FML
by EvilMother / 09/13/2012 at 8:57pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 2:43am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Gurl / 09/07/2012 at 6:32pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by Chouse / 09/06/2012 at 9:56pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Jessica S. / 09/06/2012 at 7:15am / United States (Kentucky) / Work
Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML
by Becoming a commuter. / 09/04/2012 at 1:14pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by FastFoodWaiter / 09/03/2012 at 7:43pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by MsConfusedd / 09/01/2012 at 12:30am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- Today, as a freelancing musician, I had to pass on the best gig I've ever been offered (worth over… Today, I screamed so hard during a nightmare that I developed Laryngitis. I work in a call center.… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I…