About shawnaishere : I'm a quiet and smart individual who is always willing to learn more. I hardly get mad and nothing really upsets me because I feel as humans we a bound to make mistakes but I must admit ignorance ticks me off a bit . I am interested in learning new cultures and at this moment I am into Asian culture especially Korean. Love me some Kpop and kdramas. I am passionate about family, the few trustworthy friends I have and my relationship with God.
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Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 3:49am - love - by BusinessTurtle - United States (Iowa)
Today, I have so much ass-acne that it hurts to sit. FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by Chamorru (man) - United States
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by Can you say "bandwagon"? (man) - United States
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, at around 11pm the police made a visit to my house, explaining how my neighbors had thought I was using a universal remote to change their television channels. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 10:42am - love - by Queso Dog (woman) - Japan
Today, I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week. We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy. Great, my dog is a racist. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 3:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML
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On 10/01/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by raz (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by oohrahgal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
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On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 7:20pm - misc - by PerpetuallyHappy (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my estranged mother texted me saying, "Gran died, LOL." My grandmother and I were fairly close, so I was shocked and disgusted. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she knew what "LOL" meant. She did. FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by burn in hell (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
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