About shawnaishere : I'm a quiet and smart individual who is always willing to learn more. I hardly get mad and nothing really upsets me because I feel as humans we a bound to make mistakes but I must admit ignorance ticks me off a bit . I am interested in learning new cultures and at this moment I am into Asian culture especially Korean. Love me some Kpop and kdramas. I am passionate about family, the few trustworthy friends I have and my relationship with God.
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by prettylady? / 10/28/2012 at 12:22am / United States / Love
Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
by Anonymous / 10/27/2012 at 3:28pm / Germany (Bayern) / Kids
by winterbee123 / 10/25/2012 at 4:07am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/24/2012 at 6:43pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting out of the car when I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shed. I screamed and threw my bag. It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was my shadow on the wall. FML
by ktreens / 10/19/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by ThreeTimesUnlucky / 10/17/2012 at 2:52pm / South Africa (Gauteng) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 6:15am / Australia / Love
by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 1:18am / France (Bretagne) / Love
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML
by Holy Testacles / 10/17/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Pissed / 10/15/2012 at 3:57pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by anon / 10/15/2012 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2012 at 1:03pm / Estonia / Miscellaneous
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
by bbbbb / 10/14/2012 at 1:29am / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, my new roommate showed me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticed a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I asked, he said his last roommate committed suicide and he didn't want to pay to have the carpets professionally cleaned, hence the "good deal." FML
by Dino / 10/12/2012 at 2:36am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…