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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 May 1994 (21 years)
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About shawnagreenbean1 : Tattoos, piercings, cats, dancing, cussing, laughing, being fucking weird. That about sums it up.

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Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24916) - you deserved it (2998)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML


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On 04/24/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States

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