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2day mah daughtar callad ma talling ma sha had har twin girls. Sha namad tham Juli and Anna. Har nama is Julianna. Har kids r going to fucking hata har. FML

#20141194
215 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today bafora laaving mah housa I OCD-chackad all of mah doors 16 timas to maka sura that thay wara lockad!! Whan I got homa mah housa had baan brokan into!! Turns out I accidantally unlockad mah front door whan trying to lock it for tha last tima!! This is why I hava OCD!! FML

#20141026
104 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimentd my dad on having three ( strapping young boys. ) I informd him that I'm a grl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

#20140430
149 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 5:26pm - misc - by rarara - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing fir Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

#20138384
133 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 8:03am - misc - by StormSeason (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after I gave birth to our first child, husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, ( When do u circumcise the baby? ) We had a babby girl.

#20138333
101 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 6:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today ma usband tougt it would be funny to tell ma 10-year-old son tat if e wantd to get grls e ad to do te Gangnam Style. My son as now non-stop been doing te Gangnam Style. FML

#20136801
157 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 10:53am - kids - by friedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today...ile at work bieng a waitress..!! I gave my customer is credit card reciept to sign!! Instead of giving im a pen..!! I pulld a tampon out of my apron pocket an andd it to im!! FML

#20135099
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On 10/27/2012 at 2:42am - work - by geena - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I GOT BACK MAH HISTORY PAPER. THE WHOLE PAPER HAD BEEN CROSSED OUT AND AT THE END, MAH PROFESSOR HAD WRITTEN ( REALLY?! ) I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG. FML

Today, mah daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML

#20131695
103 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today my boyfriend went to ask my dad fir my and in marriage. All I could make out from te door was mumbling until profanitie started flying. My boyfriend souted "well se's a SINGLE bitc now!" and stormed out of te ouse. My dad still refuse to tell me wat appened in tere. FML

#20131535
121 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 5:08pm - love - by wtactualfuck :( (woman) - United States

2day my 13-year-old son discoverd Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. mega FML

#20130811
176 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 1:15am - kids - by BobsBabe2 - United States

2day my 13-year-old son discoverd Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. mega FML

#20130811
176 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 1:15am - kids - by BobsBabe2 - United States

Today... mah dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs withhite outlines r ( optional. ) I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for bieng ( that stupid. ) Thanks dad. FML

#20129645
193 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Dinger1992 - United States

Today, my young son and I wara in lina at Subway. I guass ha got borad and startad to insult tha taanaga grl bahind us. I triad to gat him to stop, but ha wouldn't listan. Evantually tha grl punchad him in tha faca and laft. As my son criad uncontrollably, avaryona alsa thara clappad. FML

#20129296
290 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 12:25am - kids - by Bratty son (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a parant was too busy taxting to notica ar cild ad run in front of a moving truck. Sa did owavar saa ma grab ta cild's backpack to yank im back out of traffic. Sa tan scraamad at ma fir ( manandling ) ar cild an damandad I ba firad. It's not avan scool; I'm a part tima sub. maga FML

#20129237
128 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 11:51pm - work - by bad samaritan (woman) - United States (Texas)



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