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Today, I forgot my work clothes at home so my boss gave me a jacket with a name patch that said "Mike". Still wearing my work clothes I ran into my ex-girlfriend on my way home. We were together for five years until she dumped me for a guy name Mike. FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 2:42am - love - by laf@me (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to tell my super-conservative parents that I had just gone to visit the boyfriend I'm not supposed to have so that I could tell him I am pregnant. FML

#113556
66 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 1:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML

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138 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by Skido (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166
191 comments

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On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

#14044
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On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
126 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

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48 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

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144 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

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On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version



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