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  • Birth Date : Friday 17 April 1992 (23 years)
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Today, while serving a customer, she told me: "God made you a working class citizen so you could serve! If God wanted you to go to college, he would have made sure you were able to go!" FML

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32740) - you deserved it (5157)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

#21410693
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40909) - you deserved it (7087)

On 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

#21406043
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33090) - you deserved it (2118)

On 05/07/2015 at 2:27am - love - by that one anon - United States (California)

Today, at my house party, I caught my boyfriend having sex with my best friend. His excuse? He wanted to be better in bed for me. FML

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108 comments

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
98 comments

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On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

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96 comments

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On 04/23/2015 at 8:28am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Dundee City)

Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML

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65 comments

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On 04/14/2015 at 4:33am - intimacy - by Lebac - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML

#21383487
70 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

#21368542
84 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 8:32am - love - by therealkathl - Austria

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML

#21367094
98 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 5:15am - work - by soconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

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118 comments

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On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

#21358057
131 comments

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On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

#21348539
131 comments

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On 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by StantheMan93 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

#21336365
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34926) - you deserved it (2861)

On 01/13/2015 at 11:25am - love - by can't win - Australia



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