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shanemaximo
  • Town/Country : Destin, FL, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 October 1989 (23 years)
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About shanemaximo : I enjoy cock fighting, illegal offshore gambling, illegal INshore gambling, alcohol and very soft linens.

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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