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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 October 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1557
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About shanemaximo : I enjoy cock fighting, illegal offshore gambling, illegal INshore gambling, alcohol and very soft linens.

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Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

#18524241
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27970) - you deserved it (24804)

On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML

#18516583
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22944) - you deserved it (2876)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by rattlingfloorboards (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

#18501899
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26251) - you deserved it (2021)

On 12/13/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

#18451014
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29290) - you deserved it (3030)

On 12/07/2011 at 5:28am - misc - by wayne - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

#16944357
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22290) - you deserved it (7628)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33899) - you deserved it (3278)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29340) - you deserved it (8002)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

#6945268
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18929) - you deserved it (2844)

On 12/25/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left without renting anything. Minutes later, I find human feces between the "Kids" and "Comedy" aisles. FML

#6840782
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30964) - you deserved it (1950)

On 12/20/2009 at 1:32am - work - by Van (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

#6318893
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43742) - you deserved it (2052)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

#5942211
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52860) - you deserved it (2838)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend and I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to my girlfriend she was crying and told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted the guy and poured my beer on him who just happened to be the chief of police. He was trying to make room for a guy in a wheelchair. FML

#5313316
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11776) - you deserved it (50727)

On 09/17/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by nV1ous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

#4774065
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21603) - you deserved it (38921)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said "You got me wet" Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said" He replied "No really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

#4320217
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16434) - you deserved it (36781)

On 08/05/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by drooler (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML

#1957244
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53260) - you deserved it (8946)

On 05/15/2009 at 3:08am - intimacy - by Langdon (woman) - United States



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