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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 October 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1664
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About shanemaximo : I enjoy cock fighting, illegal offshore gambling, illegal INshore gambling, alcohol and very soft linens.

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Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33324) - you deserved it (9208)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Yesterday , I cummed ome to find tat my moter ad sold all my valuable collector coins for ceap at a local sady pawn sop to buy erself a TV. Te coins in question were wort enoug to start a business. mega FML

#18706154
226 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 1:30pm - money - by Ilostsomuch (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up an they looool bid their farewells . My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML

#18701372
105 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 10:30pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , mah older brother burst into mah bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi . FML

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to mah boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to mah teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28853) - you deserved it (14151)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I received frst pone call of te new year. It was te police station informing me tat elderly grandmoter as been arrested 4 indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today...hila having sax.. . I told my boyfriand that I lova him . I could faal him go soft insida ma . FML

#18657042
313 comments

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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit yur head on a door-frame, stub yur toe on a stone table leg, an then trip over yur cat,ho won't take it well an will probably claw yur recently stubbed toe . FML

#18650624
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20817) - you deserved it (3439)

On 12/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by 3peeps - United States

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confusd as to y people were screaming thier orders at me, until one of mah managers handd me a paper that he'd found tapd to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

#18649632
34 comments

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On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, mah mom askd ma to halp pick out cloths for mah grandma to waar in har caskat!! I didn't know sha'd did!! FML

#18646853
76 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by naomids (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, in te spirit of Cristmas, I let a spider live in ma room . I normally kill tem, because I'm scard of waking up wit one on ma face . I woke up wit it on ma face . FML

#18633962
183 comments

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On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner an served tem te cake my roomate ad left 4 me in te fridge. Tirty minutes after tey left, I was so baked tat I couldn't tink straigt. I still don't know if my parents made it ome. FML

#18579511
216 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today , I texted a friend offering ma condolences over te deat of is grandfater. He adn't been told is grandfater ad died yet. FML

#18569083
76 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by cmolloy - Ireland (Dublin)

Taday I found out that... when mad at us... mah son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

#18559363
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42781) - you deserved it (5111)

On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML



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