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Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML

#20022564
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I agree, your life sucks (35958) - you deserved it (3973)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:08pm - health - by theflow (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

#20021726
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I agree, your life sucks (35308) - you deserved it (2005)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24810) - you deserved it (7793)

On 08/11/2012 at 10:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML

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On 08/10/2012 at 7:42am - animals - by Bobby - United States (Nevada)



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