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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 November 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 793
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About shane27 : I play baseball, football, skateboard, and bmx.

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shane27's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (583266) - you deserved it (35941)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

#251133
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74101) - you deserved it (7820)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1134026) - you deserved it (111732)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

#104112
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34410) - you deserved it (10725)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:02pm - health - by amandapurple (woman) - United States

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

#79669
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48780) - you deserved it (4843)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by dpl (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML

#16862
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31078) - you deserved it (2188)

On 02/09/2009 at 2:51am - intimacy - by V (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12817) - you deserved it (23980)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12817) - you deserved it (23980)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)



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